Devin Pugliano

i realize after watching “penelope,” that even with a pig nose, christina ricci is still the most gorgeous woman (creature) i’ve ever laid eyes on… 18 years obsessed and a snout doesn’t even turn me off.
my oldest daughter will most likely have big boobs but no ass.
whereas my youngest will have the ass and no boobs…
ah, the teenage years for both of them…
why does this matter?
it doesn’t.
both, though…will have to deal with the toes i have given them…
sandal shopping will most certainly suck.

i want to taste human flesh.
i prefer warm soda.
or pop.
however you say it.

i more often than not choose the wrong adjective…
only to regret it later.
i have taken a virginity.
“sexually anorexic.”
mine only cost a punchline, though, apparently.

i’ve been told that one of my friends has a “gobbler”
this has sent uncomfortable chills up my spine…
and has made me expel the word, “gross.”
and i must say i haven’t used that word much lately…
few things get to me…

i like to dive when catching a frisbee…
even if it’s not necessary.

i haven’t had sex in months.
she’s starting to get irritated.
i’m just not into it anymore.
10 years ago, i’d stick it in an outlet if i could…
now… it’s just not that big of a deal.

i prefer guys that sing like chicks…
i prefer curvy girls…
sticks aren’t fun in bed…
i don’t want to be able to floss with my partner…
though, as i just said…i’m on the “outs” with sex…
so, i guess it doesn’t matter…
just…girls under 125 – 130 are kind of nasty looking (with a couple of exceptions)…

realize that while you are in my blog that all of my “opinions” are actually facts.
in a neutral zone…you can call them whatever you want.

if you plan on killing yourself…
just do it…
stop wasting our time.

mindset evolution.
zealous calamity.
groove pollution.
all suck.
realize this, children.

i’m sexually attracted to ledger’s joker.
yet i’m not gay… how odd.
cue ron’s “not gay?! lmao!